Spaceman is embarking on a new top secret mission and is looking for suitable astronauts to carry out critical sonic objectives under harsh interplanetary space conditions.
This mission is not for the faint of heart. Applicants must be fearless, as space is an unforgiving territory – we can make no guarantees of return to your home planet.
Do you have what it takes?
** one purchase per person **
1. What am I purchasing? We cannot divulge this information.
2. Is it even a pedal? We are unable to answer at this time.
3. When will I receive what I am paying for? In the undisclosed amount of time required.
4. How many pre-orders are available? A very limited amount.
5. Will I be notified when it ships? We can neither confirm nor deny this variable.
6. I am afraid of ______. Then you are not qualified for this mission.